The pictures are after I give a short little rant/synopsis of the race – you can skip over my huffy-puffy opinion if you wish to do so. I was covering the event and decided to run the course with some friends. Here are some images I captured at the Color Me Rad race over the weekend. Subsidized by the government and processed in the good ol’ US of A, these blasts of starch will change your color, and your demeanor, but never your level of wellness.E-Pilot Evening Edition Home Page Close Menu This is non-toxic, non-rash-inducing, Kroger branded, colored corn-starch. You’re probably asking yourselves, “Is this really color being thrown at us or are the rainbows we’re seeing just God’s signal that it’ll never flood again?”Well I’m glad you asked. How it works: Start out as clean as a newborn babe, and throughout the run, you'll coat your chaffing thighs with Color Bombs of blue, green, pink, purple, and yellow until your face, shirt, and body come out silkscreened like a tie-dyed hippy on the other side.Each section of the run adds a new explosion of color to your clean, painter’s palate until you cross the finish line into a final blitzkrieg of color. So cast your DYE and get red in the face from Color Me Rad, and not from the embarrassment of passing up on the run of a lifetime. You'll wind up looking like a pack of skittles – just make sure not to “taste the rainbow.” Color Me Rad is coming to a town near you with a tsunami of color that'll make colored tears of joy run down your cheeks and will renew your will to live.Īfter 5K of color bombardment, we guarantee your outlook will be brighter, your boyfriend will be more affectionate, your girlfriend will be less needy, the hair on your head will grow back and the hair on your back will fall out, your black and white TV will turn into 720p HD (I know you were hoping for 1080, but we organize races, we're not miracle workers), and your gray outlook will turn green like a spring morning.You’ll start off with a shirt as pure and white as your grandpa's dentures and you'll soak up enough color while running to change your skin tone forever. Instead of running FROM something, get ready to run FOR something at this year’s Color Me Rad. Historically, running has only been acceptable when trying to escape the law, personal responsibility, the truth, and grizzly bears. When Zoloft and balloon animals can't seem to raise your spirits, the best way to brighten your life is to run Color Me Rad 5K. Your gifts allow us to offer free swim lessons to at-risk youth in our community and help them build their skills and self-confidence in a caring, nurturing environment. For Social Responsibility SPLASH: In a region surrounded by water, everyone should know how to swim. Summer Camp: Whether it’s making memories while making crafts or learning about teamwork through sports, the Y keeps kids active, engaged and connected to positive role models when school is out. As the region’s largest child-care provider, the Y offers safe, quality care that nurtures spirit, mind and body. For Youth Development Before-and-After-School Programs: New programs that serve over 2,000 kids to cover those critical bridge hours when kids are home and parents are at work. Your support helps make sure that everyone, regardless of age, income or background, has the opportunity to learn, grow and thrive. The Y is a powerful association of men, women and children joined together by a shared commitment to nurturing the potential of kids, promoting healthy living and fostering a sense of social responsibility.
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